Sabse Bara Kaun

 

Ek Dum Faadu Joke :p
Ek Sharabi full tight ho kar ghar ja rha tha
Raaste mein mandir ke bahar Pujaari dikha
Sharabi ne Pujaari se pucha"Sabse bada kaun?"
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha"Mandir Bada"
Sharabi bola"Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujaari :"Dharti badi"
Sharabi :"Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujaari :"Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi :"Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale mein kyun pada"
Pujaari :"Shiv Bada"
Sharabi :"Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyun khada"
Pujaari :"Parbat bada"
Sharabi :"Parbat bada toh Hanumaan ki ungli pe kyun pada"
Pujaari :"Hanumaan bada"
Sharabi :"Hanumaan bada toh Ram ke charno mein kyun pada"
Pujaari :"Ram bada"
Sharabi :"Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujaari :"Arrey Mere baap tu bata de kaun bada"
Sharabi :"Iss duniya mein woh hi bada jopuri bottle pee ke apne pairo pe khada..:D