Naughty Jokes SMS

 

Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kia
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kia
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kia
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kia
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy:
Pehle Bhonk deti
MANHOOS MAARi..

 

                                    

 

Mobile bana hy hr larki ki shan,
Call kr k larkon ko krti hen ye pareshan,
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hen meri jan,
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hen mere kan,
12 boyfrnd bna kr akarti hen pehlwan,
Apni frndz ko hr raz bata kr karti hen heran,
Kehti hen larkon ko ullu banana hy bht asan,
Hosh kr a mery yar, ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat a inke chakkar me ye sb hen shetan,
Ab ksi ki cal i To usko bolna JEE bhab.

 

                                                

 

2 cockroch ICU me admit the..
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1st:"Kisne mara.. ??
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2nd:"Arey, kisi ne nahi, Ye  ladkiyan
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Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati hai ki heart
attack aa jaata hai.

 

                                            

 

New ad.
Boy- cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mai apko janti hu
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Boy- jaldi de de behen Samosa khake
aya hu
mirchi lagi hy
drame bad me kr liyo...............................gud nite fnds.s.s..s.s.s.