Sunday, 3 February 2013

Jikes in Hindi SMS


Satish:Great news, teacher says we have to give exam today whether it rains or shines.
Classmate:So what’s so great about that?
Satish:It’s snowing outside.


Sonu ne Tonu ke liye paper banay. Use dekhkar Tonu ke hosh gayab ho gaye. Paper me question the:
1.China kis desh me hai?
2.15 August kis date me aata hai?
3.Hara range kis colour me hota hai?


Chintu aur Pintu Chese Khel rahe the.
Chintu:Ab bs hua. Ab khel band karte hai.
Pintu:Tik hai, waise v tumhara ghora aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.


Ek office ke bahar board laga tha: ‘please shore na kare.’
Akhilesh ne rewrite kr diya: ‘Esase hamari nid kharab hoti hai.’


Q:How Chintu cheated the railway?
A:He bought the ticket and do not travel.

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