Jokes and SMS

 

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon
ko milte hain
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1 Jungle main ghomta hua white
hathi.
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2: Without affairs wala Jeevan
sathi...

 

 

Maha faduu joke
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Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke
ghar aaya aur soye- Soye
Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
. Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene
ka chance maanga,,
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Bhagwan ne use murgi bana
ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khush
hua,,
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Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene
laga,, Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
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AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh
dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
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UTH JAA SAALE, BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA
RAHA HAI,,

 

 

Tere ghar ki chhat par aa gaye
hai baadal...
wah wah!!
Tere ghar ki chhat par aa gaye
hai baadal...
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Farzi hai B.tech itna mat padh
pagal...

 

 

INDIA is A naTioN…
&
DADAR is A stAtiOn…
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Wah Wah
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INDIA is A naTioN…
&
DADAR is A stAtiOn…
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Do nOt fAll In LOVE…
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FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr
EDUCATION…!!!
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SabHi sTudEntS ke LiyE…
Janhit MeiN jaAri… :

 

 

bus chali jhata lega,
ladka ek ladki pe gira,
ladki:battmez kya kar rahe ho...

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ladka:ji nahi delhi univercity se B.A final.......