Jokes and SMS

 

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon
ko milte hain
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1 Jungle main ghomta hua white
hathi.
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2: Without affairs wala Jeevan
sathi...

 

 

Maha faduu joke
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Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke
ghar aaya aur soye- Soye
Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
. Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene
ka chance maanga,,
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Bhagwan ne use murgi bana
ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khush
hua,,
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Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene
laga,, Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
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AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh
dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
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UTH JAA SAALE, BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA
RAHA HAI,,

 

 

Tere ghar ki chhat par aa gaye
hai baadal...
wah wah!!
Tere ghar ki chhat par aa gaye
hai baadal...
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Farzi hai B.tech itna mat padh
pagal...

 

 

INDIA is A naTioN…
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DADAR is A stAtiOn…
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Wah Wah
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INDIA is A naTioN…
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DADAR is A stAtiOn…
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Do nOt fAll In LOVE…
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FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr
EDUCATION…!!!
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SabHi sTudEntS ke LiyE…
Janhit MeiN jaAri… :

 

 

bus chali jhata lega,
ladka ek ladki pe gira,
ladki:battmez kya kar rahe ho...

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ladka:ji nahi delhi univercity se B.A final.......

Faddu Jokes and SMS

Usne jo shair mara to wah
wah hogai
WAH WAH
USne jo shair mara to wah
wah hogai .
or mene jo shair mara to shairni
vidhva hogai.



Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah
tehri hai,
Uski ankhein sagar se bhi
ziyada gehri hein,
Thak gaya apne pyar ka
izhaar karte karte, Tab pata chala dono kaan se
behri hai.




Bhaag jaye uski beti gadha
gari pe,
Wah wah wah
Bhag jaye uski beti gadha gari
pe,
Jisne pabandi lgai he TRIPLE SAWARI pe...lolz




Surat gori karne k 3 tarike
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Mujhe pta tha tu zaroor padhega kali surat wale…
Fair & lovely laga leee







I Love
I Love u
I Love u
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* *I Love u
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I love u So much
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* Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari
ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi*

Jokes and Jokes SMS

A bird was disturbing to a girl.
Finally girl decided to kill it.
And caught it and he took it to the top of building and dropped it.



Taxiwala:Sir sorry, mai meter chalu karnabhul gaya.
Golu:Koi baat nhi,mai bhi apana batuaa ghar pr bhul gaya.

Bholu ke gaw me nadi pr bridge banaya gaya.
Bulider:Bahut achcha ho gaya.
Bholu:Ha ji, pahle hum dhup me tair kr nadi par karte the ab chhaw rahegi.



Chunmun:Mera ghora kabhi tik chalta hai to kabhi lagra kr.
Munmun:Meri maan to jab wo tik chalne lage to bech de.



Pappu ne ek lady ka khoya purse wapas kiya.
Lady:Kamal hai, pahle purse me 1000 rupye ka ek note tha, ab 100-100 ke 10 note hai.
Pappu:Ha shi kaha aap ne, pichhali bar jab maine ek lady ka purse wapas kiya tha to uske pass change nhi tha dene ki liye.

Joke of the Day SMS

A bird was disturbing to a girl.
Finally girl decided to kill it.
And caught it and he took it to the top of building and dropped it.



Taxiwala:Sir sorry, mai meter chalu karnabhul gaya.
Golu:Koi baat nhi,mai bhi apana batuaa ghar pr bhul gaya.

Bholu ke gaw me nadi pr bridge banaya gaya.
Bulider:Bahut achcha ho gaya.
Bholu:Ha ji, pahle hum dhup me tair kr nadi par karte the ab chhaw rahegi.



Chunmun:Mera ghora kabhi tik chalta hai to kabhi lagra kr.
Munmun:Meri maan to jab wo tik chalne lage to bech de.



Pappu ne ek lady ka khoya purse wapas kiya.
Lady:Kamal hai, pahle purse me 1000 rupye ka ek note tha, ab 100-100 ke 10 note hai.
Pappu:Ha shi kaha aap ne, pichhali bar jab maine ek lady ka purse wapas kiya tha to uske pass change nhi tha dene ki liye.

Jokes of the Day SMS

A man goes to the doctor and says: Doctor, I have big problem. My whole body is paining. Doctor: What do you mean? Man: When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts, If I touch my knee, it hurts,When i touch my forehead, it really really hurts. Doctor: I know what is wrong with you. You have broken finger.



Teacher: 2 aur 2 kitne hote hai?
Pappu: 6
Teacher: Kaise?
Pappu:Galti se.

Mohit: Yar ye doctors operations karte waqut patients ko behosh kyu kr dete hai?
Sohan: Taki koi operation karna na sikh le.



Jitin drink krte hue rone laga.
Ajay:Kya hua achank rone kyu rone lage?
Jitin:yar jis larki ko bhulne ke liye drink kr rha us larki ka nam yad nhi aa rha hai.



Pappu:Ye phone kitne me kharida?
Miku:Kharida nhi utha liya,girlfriend ka hai.
Pappu:Kyu?
Miku:Roj kahti thi, tum mera phone nhi uthate, aajmauka dekhkr utha liya.