Kanjush Ki Beti

 

Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke"
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri GF pregnant hai 75,000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti,
Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai"