Random Jokes SMS

 

Confidence dekho
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Mallika ne tailor ko 1 rumal dekar kaha mere 2 dress bana dena.
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Ab aap tailor ka confidence
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Madam baki k kapde ka kya karna hai..?? :p

 

 

Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikhado..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future

 

Gor pharmaiyega..
AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ
Karti Hai..
Wah...wah...
AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe
NaaZKarti Hai.. .
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Grammar to aata nahi Magar
english mein baat karti hai :

 

?2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi
To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.
1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf :@
2nd: Ni Tera BF >:o
1st: Tera >.<
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2nd: Teraaaaa >:(
Sharabi: Mai ruku ya jau

 

 

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking