Lovely Valentine Day

 

Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho
Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa ” SIGN ” Ho
Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu “DINE ” Ho

 

Little David comes home from first
grade and tells his father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint
and we're Jewish,' he asks, 'will God get mad at
me for giving someone a valentine?'

 

David's father thinks a bit,
then says 'No, I don't think
God would get mad. Who do you
want to give a valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,'
David says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden,'
his father asks in shock. 'Well,' David says,
'I thought that if a litt

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head.

What is the difference between
a girl who is sick of her
boyfriend and a sailor
who falls into the ocean?
One is bored over a man the other
is a man overboard.