First solder:What made you join army?
2 solder:I had no wife and I love war. what about you?
First solder:I had wife and I loved peace.
Sunit:Aaj maine machchharo ko confuse kr diya.
Amit:Wo kaise?
Sunit:Maine machchhardani bedroom me lagayi aur sone ke liye hall me chala gaya.
Do dost boat se kahi jaa rahe the, tabhi boat dubane lagi.
Sonu:Yar boat to dub rahi hai.
Yogendra:Dubane de, waise bhi boat wale ne paise jyadaliye hai.
Chunnu:yar mere bal bahut jyada gir rahe hai.
Munnu:Wo kyu?
Chunnu:Tension se.
Munnu:Kis baat ki tension hai?
Chunnu:Ball girne ki yar.
Passenger:Tum ne meri jeb me hath kyu dala?
Sonu:Mujhe machis chahiye thi.
Passenger:Tum mujh se mang sakate the.
Sonu:Mai Ajnabiyo se baat nhi karta.
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