I L U Jokes

 

A boy proposes 2 girl
boy -
I Love U,
I cant live Wthout U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love ? Do u love me. ??:/??
Girl - Smile & Says
Bhaiya
hamka angreji nhi aawat
hai !:O

 

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai
pati . .
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi
pata saki. . .:-P
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .:-P
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Mentos khao dimag ki batti
jalao ..

 

 

Ladka: I LOVE U
Ladki: Sorry main kisi aur se pyarkarti
hu.
Ladka udas ho gya fir achanak bhagne
laga aur
Bola..
Teri mammi ko Btaunga.
Ladki: Ruk ja kamine I LOVE U TO

 

Boy: i love you..
Girl: shut up.!!
Boy: i need you.
Girl: shut up.!!
Boy: i miss you.
Girl: shut up.!!
Boy: i want to marry you.
Girl: really..??
Boy: shut up.!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha.............boys is always rock.

 

Girl: papa ek larka bar bar
i love u bolta hai.
kya karun?
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Father beta us se shadi kr le zindagi
mein agr dubara bol de to mera naam badal dena......