During the English lesson:
Teacher:Pappu join these two sentences together. ‘I was cycling to school, I saw a dead body.
Pappu:I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Somesh is more intelligent then his teacher.
Teacher:When we throw a ball in air, why does it come down?
Somesh:There is no body in the air to catch it…
Teacher:It is clear that you have not studied the Geography lessons. What is your excuse?
Pappu:Well my dad says that world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settle down.
Teacher:Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.
Students:Ye to impossible hai,sir college to sirf 6 ghante ka hi hota hai.
Teacher:Es sentence ko English me translate karo. “Bajar me goliya chal rahi hai.”
Mayank:The tablets are walking in the market.
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