Teacher:Such aur waham me kya fark hai?
Student:Aap jo hame para rhe hai wo such hai, lakin aap ko lagta hai ki hum sb par rhe hai ye aapka waham hai.
Height of dedication…
Pappu pach minut me paper chor kr chall gaya.
Teacher:Kya paper nhi aata?
Pappu:Wo baat nhi hai sir mujhe agale papaer ki taiyari krni hai.
Teacher:Pappu, tell about newton's third law.
Pappu:Sir i know just last part of it.
Teacher:Tell me as much as you know.
Pappu:…and this is called newton’s third law.
Teacher:Batao blood dimag ki taraf kaise move karta hai?
Student:Simple hai sir, koi v liquid khali jagah ki taraf aasani se move karta hai.
Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Student:Zebra
Teacher:How?
Student:Because it is black and white.
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