agar aap software install karte vakht Next-next click kar k bin dekhe add-ons install karte hain, toh ask tool bar ke searchbox me aapke liye likha hoga ki Aap Chutiye Hain

agar aap software install karte vakht Next-next click kar k bin dekhe add-ons install karte hain, toh ask tool bar ke searchbox me aapke liye likha hoga ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Phone k mike pe rumaal rakha to samne wale ko aawaj nahi samjhegi aisa samajne walo kidnappers, ambani k reliance ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Phone k mike pe rumaal rakha to samne wale ko aawaj nahi samjhegi aisa samajne walo kidnappers, ambani k reliance ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Pitaji ko 12 Lakh (B.Tech-M.tech/MBA) ki topi pehna k ab KuLandi Dabra Coaching mein Bank P.O. ki Tyaari kar rhe Chirkuto kasam se Aap Chutiye Hain

Pitaji ko 12 Lakh (B.Tech-M.tech/MBA) ki topi pehna k ab KuLandi Dabra Coaching mein Bank P.O. ki Tyaari kar rhe Chirkuto kasam se Aap Chutiye Hain

Teri Yad Kyu Aati hai…?

Sandy

Safar tanha nahin karte
Suno aesa nahin karte
Chalo tum raz ho apna
Tumhain afsha(zaahir) nahin karte
Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte
Jisay shafaf (pure) rakhna ho ussey maila nahin karte
Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte
Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey
Jo pehlay se tanha ho ussey tanha nahin karte
Suno yadain satayngi magar roya nahin karte
Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte




Chup rehte hai koi khata na ho jaye hum se koi
rusba na ho jaye badi muskil se koi apna bana
hai milne se pehle juda na ho jaye
.

Hum Engineer Hain.... :D

Sari umra hum mar- mar k jee
liye
Ek pal to ab hume pine do-
pine do :p Give me some
White wine,
Give me some red,
Give me another glass,
I wanna drink it once again,
Kandho ko beer k bojh ne jhukaya,
Daru pina to khud dosto ne
sikhaya..:)
99% Marks laoge to whisky,
Varna desi, :/
Haath me pada beer, rum, vodka ka chaala,
Cocktail- mocktail ne pura
bachpan jala dala,
Bachpan to gaya,
Girlfrnd bhi gayi,
Ek pal to ab hume Pine do- pine do.:O :D :P :D
Engineers thoko Likes... :D

Tere liye

is muhabbat k rishtey ko nibha jao kisi din,
Jo mil jaye kabi fursat tu paas aa jao kisi din,
Milta hai sab kuch sabhi ko ye suna hai,
Mujh ko to faqat tum hi mil jao
kisi din,
Barson say ye Dil mera khaali hi pada hai,
Tum Apny Naam ki takhti hi laga
jao kisi din,
Mohobat k naam ko kis tarha
basaya jata hai apni sanson me Mujko b hunar aisa sikha jao kisi din,
Muqadar me jo ho tu wo kabhi
badalta nai Fursat milay tu dil ko ye samjha jao kisi din.

I L U Jokes

 

A boy proposes 2 girl
boy -
I Love U,
I cant live Wthout U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love ? Do u love me. ??:/??
Girl - Smile & Says
Bhaiya
hamka angreji nhi aawat
hai !:O

 

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai
pati . .
.
.
.
.
.
Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
.
.
.
.
Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi
pata saki. . .:-P
.
.
.
Ye hai mentos jindagi. .:-P
.
Mentos khao dimag ki batti
jalao ..

 

 

Ladka: I LOVE U
Ladki: Sorry main kisi aur se pyarkarti
hu.
Ladka udas ho gya fir achanak bhagne
laga aur
Bola..
Teri mammi ko Btaunga.
Ladki: Ruk ja kamine I LOVE U TO

 

Boy: i love you..
Girl: shut up.!!
Boy: i need you.
Girl: shut up.!!
Boy: i miss you.
Girl: shut up.!!
Boy: i want to marry you.
Girl: really..??
Boy: shut up.!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha.............boys is always rock.

 

Girl: papa ek larka bar bar
i love u bolta hai.
kya karun?
.
.
Father beta us se shadi kr le zindagi
mein agr dubara bol de to mera naam badal dena......