Interviewer:Aapne etane paise kaise kamaye?
Gopi:Maine ek amir aadmi ko apana partner banaya, tab usake pass paisa aur mere pass experience tha but ab ulta hai.
Boss:What made you leave your last job?
Applicant:Sickness
Boss:And what was the problem?
Applicant:My boss was sick to me.
Sudhir(Assistent mechanic se) Kya tumhare boss ne tumko bataya nhi hai ki kya karna hai?
Mechanic:Ha sir,Unho ne kaha hai ki aaap ke aate hi unhe utha du.
Angry employer:You shouls have been here at nine o’ clock
Employee:Why what happened?
Interviewer:Agar aap election jeet jate hai to kya karenge?
Leader:Mai to ye soch raha hu ki agar mai election har gaya to kya karunga.
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