Saturday, 26 January 2013

Difference Making SMS


What is difference between Shadi aur Pyar?
So simple ans….Pyar ensan ko andha bana
deta hai, aur shaadi ensan ki akhen khol deti hai.


Cintu:What is difference between coffee shop and wine shop?
Pintu:Coffee shop is starting point of love and wine shop is last point of love.


Sonu:What is the difference between complete and finish?
Monu:When you marry a right person you
are complete and when you merry the wrong one you are finish.


Raajan:Suraj aur bibi me kya similarity hai?
Vijay:Very simple, Aap dino ki tarf ghurkar nhi dekh sakate hai.


Teacher:Bato such aur waham me kya anter hai?
Students:Aap para rahe hai ye such hai pr aap ko
lagata hai hum par rhe hai ye aap ka waham hai.


Q:What is difference between a man buying a
lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?
A:The man buying a lottery ticket still has a chance to win.

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