Bittu:Mummy aaj mere dost ghar pr aa rhe hai. Ghar ke sare khilone hata do.
Mummy:Kya tere dost chore hai?
Bittu:Nhi, wo apane khilone pahchan lenge.
Dad:Why did not you go for exam?
Son:Paper was tough.
Dad:Without going, how did you know?
Son:Paper was leaked 2 days ago.
Father:Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o’ clock in the morning?
Son:Yes, I have. the party was raided.
Boy:Papa mai etana bara kab houga ki mummy se puche bina ghar se bahar ja saku?
Papa:Bete etana bara to abhi mai bhi nhi hua.
Father:I am worried about you always being at the bottom of your class.
Son:Do not worry dad, My teacher still tech the same thing at both side.
Father-Beta agar sasural wale
Scooter de to Car magna,
Shop de to Ghar mangna,
Coolar de to AC mangna.
Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de
to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?
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