Hindi Joke SMS

Ashiko ka dimag hata hai khali

Tbhi milti nhi gharwali

Gulaam bankar fas jate hai eshq ke jal me

Aur kahte hai maine larki pata li...

Sab kahte hai Duniya me,,,

"Maa-Baap sr badkar koi nhi hai..."

esliye,,,,

Jaldi se shadi kar lo..

aur

Maa-Baap ban Jao...

Riste wahi Soch nayi...

Married mans True Story...>

Mang bharne ki saz kuchh ess

kadar paa raha hooo...

.

Maang puri karte karte mang mang k kha raha hoo......

Chintu apane papa se -papa mujhe college me 1

ladka GAY khata hai....................

PAPA-tu use ja kr ek panch mar.

Chintu-papa kaise maru, woo ladka bahut cute hai....

Chor pakrne ki machine bani..

USA me-9

CHINA me-30

UK me-50 Chor pakre.

or India me ek ghante me Machine chori ho gayi...

India is best... I love India.

VEER-Jaha v sms karung 5-10 smsek sath bhej dunga..

WANTED-Ek baar jo maine sms krna suru kr diya uske bad to mai apne "BLNC" ki b nhi sochta.

DABBANG-Hm tumhare mobile me etana sms krenge ki cnfuz ho jaoge ki konsa sms pdhe or kaunsa frwrd kre..

READY-Duniya me tumhe sbse jyada bs tin log sms krenge i, me nd myself.

BODYGAURD-Mujhpar ek ehsan karna mere sms mujhpr forword mt krna..