What is the difference between talent and intelligence?
Getting up early in the morning daily is talent.
Not trying such nonsense is intelligence.
How make one million rupee in the stock market?
Simple…start with two million.
Father:Look at these bill rent, telephone, electricity, shopping, etc. The costs are going up on all of them.
I would be very happy if just if just one thing went down.
Son:Dad, see my report card
Question:Which is thinnest book in the world?
Answer:The tittle is :What men know about women.
Sujeet ne Amit ke ghar ghar ka darwaja khatkhataya.
Sujeet:Kya Amit khelne ke liye bahar aa sakta hai?
Amit ki mummy:Nhi, nhi wo nhi aayega bahar bahut thand hai.
Sujeet:To kya uska football bahar aa sakta hai.
Sabse jyada nasha kis me hai…
pyar me…paise me…nhi…
Sabse jyad nash kitabo me hai, kholte hi nid aa jati hai.
This is the time to remind all the collage students that…
’Studies are also part of collage life.’
Be careful when a guy says that he loves you from the bottom of his heart. This may mean that their is still enough space for another girl at the top.
Three signs that the person is working in the corporate world.
1.Stressed
2.Depressed
3.Still well dressed.
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