Saturday, 26 January 2013

Aeroplane SMS


Sushil pahali bar plane me baitha.
Jaise hi plane a agala wheel utha sushil
pilot ko marne laga aur
bola:Pahale se mai dara hu aur tum stunt maar rahe ho.




Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant
nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga




Woh aj b chaku leke mujhe
dhoond rahi hai
Maine 1 bar galti se usy keh
dia tha k
dil cher k dekh tera he naam
hoga
\(',')/
.( : )
. J L
qasai ki bachi hai yaar





Ek auto wale ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhan phero ke waqt uske pass akar baithi
to
woh bola thoda pass ho k baith...
Ek sawari or baith sakti hai ;)

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