Saturday, 26 January 2013

Judge and Thief SMS

free sms and jokes

Judge:Why were you arrested?
Abhay:For shoping early.
Judge:Well, that is not crime. Anyway, how early were you shopping?
Abhay:Before the shop opened.



Judge:Hm apana case suru karane jaa rahe hai. Kya aap ko kisi lawyer ki jarurat hai.
Dhiraj:Nhi sir, es bar mai sb such bolane wala hu.



Sohan:Kosis karna ki mujhe umarakaid ho, fasi na ho.
Wakil:Chinta mat karo.
Court ki karyawahi ke bad.
Sohan:Kya hua?
Wakil:bahut muskil se umarkaid mili h, adalat to riha kr rhi thi.

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