Saturday, 26 January 2013

Drinking SMS


Jitin drink krte hue rone laga.
Ajay:Kya hua achank rone kyu rone lage?
Jitin:yar jis larki ko bhulne ke liye drink kr
 rha us larki ka nam yad nhi aa rha hai.



Jan:jab tum bear pite ho to apani akhe
band kyu kr lete ho?
Viki:Yar doctor ne kha tha ki ab kbhi bhi
bear glass ki tarf dobara mat dekhana.




Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje
shrap deta hoon
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke
ata hoon.





1 Sarabi train ki patri par so
gaya..1 admi bola train ayegi
to mar jayega..
Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane
upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to
train kya chiz hai..!




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