Jokes in Hindi SMS

Monu ne Xerox shop kholi aur shop ke bahar ek board laga diya…
Yaha sabhi language me Xerox kiya jata hai.



Yogesh ne shampoo  kharida.
Yogesh:Esake sath jo gift hai wo do.
Shopkeeper:Eske sath koi gift nhi hai.
Yougesh:Jhuth, Es pr likha hai ‘Dandruff Free’.



Satish:Kal koi mera purse mar gaya. usame 5000 rupee the.
Dinesh:Jhuth, 3000 rupee the. maine ghar jakar check kiya tha.
Satish:Yar, paise ka mamla nhi hai, bs aadami ka pata kro.

Golu:Mijhe to akhen band karne pr bhi dikhai deta hai.
Bholu:Achha, kya dikhai deta hai?
Golu:Andhera.



Ajay plane me pilot se headphone chhin raha tha.
Pilot:Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Ajay:Ticket ke paise hum log de aur gane tum akele sunoge.



Sonu apane dost Golu se:Mai purse ghar hi bhul aaya. Mujhe ek hajar rupee ki jarurat hai.
Golu:Dost hi dost ke kaam aata hai,ye low 10 rupee aur riksa karke purse le aao.