Naughty Jokes SMS

Man1:When ever I feel stressed in office,
I just look at my wife’s photo and problem disappear.
Man2:Wow!
Man1:The thing is, I look at that her photo
and think that “No other problem can be greater then this.”

Sharma:Mujhe to apane bete ka letter parne ki liye to dictionary rakhani hai.
Verma:Aap bare khusnaseeb hai,
mujhe to apane bete ka latter parne ke sath cheque book rakahni parti hai.



Rajesh:Mai to samjhata tha ki aap bahut hi sarif hai.
Amit:Mai bhi aap ko sarif samjhata tha.
Rajesh:Aap to thik samjhate the, mai hi galat samjha tha.







A BOY on Drive Date in BMW..
"Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai
I'm already married"
Girl:Tumne to dara diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.:p :o

Girls are girls....................