Hindi Joke SMS

Ashiko ka dimag hata hai khali

Tbhi milti nhi gharwali

Gulaam bankar fas jate hai eshq ke jal me

Aur kahte hai maine larki pata li...

Sab kahte hai Duniya me,,,

"Maa-Baap sr badkar koi nhi hai..."

esliye,,,,

Jaldi se shadi kar lo..

aur

Maa-Baap ban Jao...

Riste wahi Soch nayi...

Married mans True Story...>

Mang bharne ki saz kuchh ess

kadar paa raha hooo...

.

Maang puri karte karte mang mang k kha raha hoo......

Chintu apane papa se -papa mujhe college me 1

ladka GAY khata hai....................

PAPA-tu use ja kr ek panch mar.

Chintu-papa kaise maru, woo ladka bahut cute hai....

Chor pakrne ki machine bani..

USA me-9

CHINA me-30

UK me-50 Chor pakre.

or India me ek ghante me Machine chori ho gayi...

India is best... I love India.

VEER-Jaha v sms karung 5-10 smsek sath bhej dunga..

WANTED-Ek baar jo maine sms krna suru kr diya uske bad to mai apne "BLNC" ki b nhi sochta.

DABBANG-Hm tumhare mobile me etana sms krenge ki cnfuz ho jaoge ki konsa sms pdhe or kaunsa frwrd kre..

READY-Duniya me tumhe sbse jyada bs tin log sms krenge i, me nd myself.

BODYGAURD-Mujhpar ek ehsan karna mere sms mujhpr forword mt krna..

                                                                           

Quotes SMS

Life gives two gifts....

1st is "Choice"

2nd is "Chance"

-Chance to meet many people in life

and choice to select d best ones for life.!

Maud aur Mohabbt to bas naan se hi bad nam hai,,,

warna

taklif to

parai hi sabse jyada deti hai......

Operating System

Words Analysis

What is Study?
S:sitting
T:talking
U:unlimited
D:dreaming
Y:yawing
So study well. Don't waste your time. Oh God I have to study more.



Q:What is bus?
Ans:A vehicle that runs slow when you are in it but runs faster when you are chasing it

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Pintu:Tell me the full form of Math?
Chintu:Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students.

Quotes SMS

Golden words to remember….
Women always worry about the things that man forgets. Men always worry about the things that women remember.

You can close your eyes if do not want to see things that make you sad.But u can never close your heart if you do not want to feel things that make you sad.

Superb thought…

A person who believe in working…
will always have a job.
but a person who think ‘Who will do job?’ …will always be a boss.


To meet and depart is the way of life, but to depart and meet is the hope of life. We meet to create memories, but we depart to preserve it.


Relations are not an exam to pass or fail, It is not a completion to win or lose, It is a feeling that you are care for someone more than yourself.


The longer you stare at the phone before picking a call, bigger the lie you tell after picking it up….

Definition of laziness….

It’s talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure.
Be lazy go crazy.


Simple but valuable statement….”We have solutions to all the problems when they are not ours.”


Realistic definition of the Girlfriend and boyfriend…………. ‘Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would not had if you had stayed single.’\


I am looking for a bank, which can perform two things for me. Give me a loan and then leave me alone.

Quote of the day…..

Whoever says patience is the key of success, must never have experienced a slow internet connection.

Students Life SMS

Real value of infinity is known to the students when they open the first page of the book on the night before exam and see the number of pages to be read.


Higher Study karne wale Students ka dard…..
Wo ye kehkar chorkar chali gayi dosto ki tumhara to exam hi khatm nhi ho rahe tum pyar kya karoge.

Pain of students life….

Esliye hum ne mehflo me jana chor diya ki koi ye na puchh le ki exam ke taiyari kaissi chal rahi hai.

Miser Man SMS

Arvind:Pata hai ek rat ek kanjus ke ghar aag lag gai. wo apne ghar ko bacha nhi paya.
Ajay:Kyu?
Arvind:Kyu ki wo sari rat fier bigred ko miss call deta rha.