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Saturday, 26 January 2013

Two Friends Jokes SMS


sends free online jokes and sms

Pawan:Kya wife se larai khatm ho gayi?
Amar:Ha, wo ghutane take kr mere pass aayi thi.
Pawan:Usane ghutane tske kr kya kaha?
Amar:Yahi ki bed ke niche se bahar aa jaao kuch nhi bolungi.



Anup:Jab mere yaha light jati hai to log power house pr phone karte hai.
Sushil:Jab mere yaha light jati hai to lige fuse check karte hai.
Ramesh:Jab mere yaha light jati hai to log parosi ke ghar me jhhak kr dekhate hai ki sabki gayi to h na, tb rahat ki saas late hai.




GOLU: bulb k niche muh
kholkar baitha tha
Q?
QK doctor ne kaha tha ki aaj
tumhara pet kharab he esiliye
jara lite khana