Doctor and Patients SMS

Saurabh:I have pain in my right leg.
Doctor:It’s nothing. it’s only because of old age.
Saurabh:As far as I know, Both my legs are of same age.


Mohan: Thanks doctor aapne meri jaan bachai.
Doctor:Are maine kuch nhi kiya, ye sb to bhagwan ki lila hai.
Mohan:Kya? to fir meri fees waapas kro.


Yogendra to Doctor:Dr. sahab mai apana dimag daan karna chahata hu.
Doctor:Hoga to le lenge.


Rahul:Mujhe ek problem hai.
Doctor:Kya?
Rahul:Baat karte time aadmi dikhai nhi deta hai.
Doctor:Aisa kb hota hai?
Rahul:Phone karte time.

Drinking SMS

Jitin drink krte hue rone laga.
Ajay:Kya hua achank rone kyu rone lage?
Jitin:yar jis larki ko bhulne ke liye drink kr
 rha us larki ka nam yad nhi aa rha hai.



Jan:jab tum bear pite ho to apani akhe
band kyu kr lete ho?
Viki:Yar doctor ne kha tha ki ab kbhi bhi
bear glass ki tarf dobara mat dekhana.




Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje
shrap deta hoon
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke
ata hoon.





1 Sarabi train ki patri par so
gaya..1 admi bola train ayegi
to mar jayega..
Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane
upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to
train kya chiz hai..!

Exams Fever SMS

The law says…
If you can’t convince them, then at least confuse them.
Do you know which law is this?
This is law of answering in examination.



Exam presser…
Mummy:Khane me kya du?
Golu:Section-B se kuch bhi de do.



Special offer…
Bring a chit on exam day,scratch and show
it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to
Principal’s office and enjoy three years vacation
at home. Hurry offer valid until exams only.



Four thing students do in the exam hall…
1.Count the teacher in a row.
2.Count the fan and tube light
3.Eat their pen
4.Think of studying seriously for the next exams.

Chor Sipahi SMS

Abhinaw:Jaldi se khiraki se niche kud police aa rahi hai?
Vinay:Lakin ye to terahawi manjil hai.
Abhinaw:Yar ye shakun-apshakun dekhane ka time nhi hai, bs kud jaa.


Sumit Police se…..
Kal raat chore mere ghar se TV ke alawa sab saman chura le gaye.
Police:TV kyu nhi le gaye.
Sumit:TV to mai dekh raha tha.


Bholu ne police station ke aage para:Wanted for theft.
Ese parne ke baad wo police station ke ander gaya
aur bola:Mai is job ke liye aaply karna chahta hu.




Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder
si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake
galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur
kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……

Difference Making SMS

What is difference between Shadi aur Pyar?
So simple ans….Pyar ensan ko andha bana
deta hai, aur shaadi ensan ki akhen khol deti hai.


Cintu:What is difference between coffee shop and wine shop?
Pintu:Coffee shop is starting point of love and wine shop is last point of love.


Sonu:What is the difference between complete and finish?
Monu:When you marry a right person you
are complete and when you merry the wrong one you are finish.


Raajan:Suraj aur bibi me kya similarity hai?
Vijay:Very simple, Aap dino ki tarf ghurkar nhi dekh sakate hai.


Teacher:Bato such aur waham me kya anter hai?
Students:Aap para rahe hai ye such hai pr aap ko
lagata hai hum par rhe hai ye aap ka waham hai.


Q:What is difference between a man buying a
lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?
A:The man buying a lottery ticket still has a chance to win.

Aeroplane SMS

Sushil pahali bar plane me baitha.
Jaise hi plane a agala wheel utha sushil
pilot ko marne laga aur
bola:Pahale se mai dara hu aur tum stunt maar rahe ho.




Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant
nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga




Woh aj b chaku leke mujhe
dhoond rahi hai
Maine 1 bar galti se usy keh
dia tha k
dil cher k dekh tera he naam
hoga
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.( : )
. J L
qasai ki bachi hai yaar





Ek auto wale ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhan phero ke waqt uske pass akar baithi
to
woh bola thoda pass ho k baith...
Ek sawari or baith sakti hai ;)

Boy and Girl SMS

Larki:Ghar se nikalane se pahale mai road pe ek sikka phakungi, tum aawaj sunkar milane aana.
Larka sikka fakne ke ek ghante baad aaya.
Larki:Etani der kyu lagi?
Larka:Mai sikka dhudhh raha tha.
Larki:Are maine dhaga se badh kr feka tha wapas khich liya.


Boy:I want to be a millionaires, just like my dad.
Girl:Wow, is your dad is millionaires?
Boy:No, but he always wanted to be.


There are two time when a
man can not understand a women…………
Before marriage……and after marriage.


Boy:Mai aap ki larki ka hath mangane aaya hu.
Larki ke papa:kyu?
Boy:Kyu mai thak gaya hu Massage krkr ke.


My attitude :A girl proposed to me.
I said:Sorry, I won’t accept your proposal, appreciate your selection.