Agar Aap Metallica Concert me Black me Ticket leke gaye n Concert Postpone hone pe Bina todfod kare wapis ghar aa gaye to Kasam Daler Mehandi ki AapChutiyeHain
Saturday, 29 October 2011
Thursday, 27 October 2011
If you have an android and still say you're bored then koi doubt matt rakhna Aapchutiyehain
If you have an android and still say you're bored then koi doubt matt rakhna Aapchutiyehain
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Agar aap mahilaion ko upar se neeche tak kapda lapet kar aapni luna chalane ka shonk hai ye samajhte hue ki aapki tvacha 'tan' nahi hogi ya fir tharki ladke aapko 'chex out' nahi kar payenge.. to Fair n' Lovely bana ne wale aur aapni tharak se baaz na aane wale 'doods' bhi bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain.
Agar aap mahilaion ko upar se neeche tak kapda lapet kar aapni luna chalane ka shonk hai ye samajhte hue ki aapki tvacha 'tan' nahi hogi ya fir tharki ladke aapko 'chex out' nahi kar payenge.. to Fair n' Lovely bana ne wale aur aapni tharak se baaz na aane wale 'doods' bhi bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain.
Sunday, 23 October 2011
Agar Aapko Man Vs. Wild Real lagta hai to Bear Grylls ke pet me pade har mare hue keede ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain
Agar Aapko Man Vs. Wild Real lagta hai to Bear Grylls ke pet me pade har mare hue keede ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain
Friday, 21 October 2011
Agar Aap is Negative image illusion ko Jadoo samajhte hai to Jagoodar ki topi ki kasam AapChutiyeHain
Amazing illusion.
1. Stare at the red star on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes!
4. Tell me what you see!
1. Stare at the red star on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes!
4. Tell me what you see!
Thursday, 20 October 2011
Agar aap Aise teacher hai ya is teacher se padhne ki khwaaish rakhte hain to is pamphlet ki kasam AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap Aise teacher hai ya is teacher se padhne ki khwaaish rakhte hain to is pamphlet ki kasam AapChutiyeHain
Saturday, 15 October 2011
Agar aap Indian hain aur apne Engineering college ke dino me Marlboro peete they ya hain to AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap Indian hain aur apne Engineering college ke dino me Marlboro peete they ya hain to AapChutiyeHain
Thursday, 13 October 2011
Dennis Ritchie [DMR] dies
Sources:
https://plus.google.com/u/2/101960720994009339267/posts/ENuEDDYfvKP
http://www.crazyengineers.com/dennis-ritchie-creator-of-c-programming-language-unix-dies-1129/
Monday, 10 October 2011
Difference between "The HINDU" and "Times of India".....Both of them have same source of news i.e PTI, but one of them i.e The Hindu showed responsible journalism by taking an impartial and transparent view, but the other i.e TOI , a puppet of Congress try to mislead the viewers with anti-Hazare views.
Difference between "The HINDU" and "Times of India".....Both of them have same source of news i.e PTI, but one of them i.e The Hindu showed responsible journalism by taking an impartial and transparent view, but the other i.e TOI , a puppet of Congress try to mislead the viewers with anti-Hazare views. (Courtesy: India Against Corruption)
Agar aap apne desh me range haath pakde gaye Aatankwaadi ko 3 saal ke baad bhi sazaa nahi de paate, aur fir UN Security Council me permanent seat maangte hain, toh Kim Jong Il ka paltoo kutta bhi kahega ke AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap apne desh me range haath pakde gaye Aatankwaadi ko 3 saal ke baad bhi sazaa nahi de paate, aur fir UN Security Council me permanent seat maangte hain, toh Kim Jong Il ka paltoo kutta bhi kahega ke AapChutiyeHain
Saturday, 8 October 2011
One Of The Best Arguments I have ever read
One Of The Best Arguments.!! I have ever read
Don’t miss even a single word…. It’s Too good
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes..
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From….God…
Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture the after becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light…..But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation…and if so…you’ll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same…won’t you?….this is a true story, and the
student was none other than …….Albert Einstein
Don’t miss even a single word…. It’s Too good
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes..
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From….God…
Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture the after becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light…..But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation…and if so…you’ll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same…won’t you?….this is a true story, and the
student was none other than …….Albert Einstein
Agar aapko lagta hai ke sirf college beech me chhodne se aap SteveJobs ban jayenge, toh Kings Champion guide ki kasam, AapChutiyeHain
Agar aapko lagta hai ke sirf college beech me chhodne se aap SteveJobs ban jayenge, toh Kings Champion guide ki kasam, AapChutiyeHain
Tuesday, 4 October 2011
Agar aap Aishwarya ke hone wale shishu ka asli pita Abhishek Bacchan ko samajhte hai to Sanjay Dutt ke Budhape me aayi jawani ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain
Agar aap Aishwarya ke hone wale shishu ka asli pita Abhishek Bacchan ko samajhte hai to Sanjay Dutt ke Budhape me aayi jawani ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain
Monday, 3 October 2011
ABILITY- When You Can Make Three Generations Of People Laugh Their Socks Off Without Uttering A Single Word. #Rowan Atkinson #Mr. Bean
ABILITY- When You Can Make Three Generations Of People Laugh Their Socks Off Without Uttering A Single Word. #Rowan Atkinson #Mr. Bean
Saturday, 1 October 2011
Agar aap apni Bandi ko roz kisi friend ke Flat le ke jaate hain, toh us Tharki flat owner friend ke dwara banaye gaye aapke Chalchitr ki kasam AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap apni Bandi ko roz kisi friend ke Flat le ke jaate hain, toh us Tharki flat owner friend ke dwara banaye gaye aapke Chalchitra ki kasam AapChutiyeHain
Agar aapko lagta hai ke aap bahut bade toup hain, sirf isiliye kyonki aap Firang Music sunte hain, toh Ghulam ali ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain.
Agar aapko lagta hai ke aap bahut bade toup hain, sirf isiliye kyonki aap Firang Music sunte hain, toh Ghulam ali ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain.
Agar aap Gazlon ko bina samjhe bas unme wah wah aane ka wait karte hain toh Altaf Raja ki kasam @AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap Gazlon ko bina samjhe bas unme wah wah aane ka wait karte hain toh Altaf Raja ki kasam @AapChutiyeHain
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