Baarish me khade aap se ek sexy ladki scooty pe aake poochti hai ,"lift chahiye?" Aur aap usse kehte hai, "Nahi thanx, mera flat ground floor pe hai.". . . To lift chalane wale lift operator ki kasam Aap Chutiye hai.

Baarish me khade aap se ek sexy ladki scooty pe aake poochti hai ,"lift chahiye?" Aur aap usse kehte hai, "Nahi thanx, mera flat ground floor pe hai.". . . To lift chalane wale lift operator ki kasam Aap Chutiye hai.

Agar aapko Phantom cigarettes se high milta hain Toh Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aapko Phantom cigarettes se High milta hain Toh Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aap mahine ka 1000-2000 rupiya gym aur protein shakes par jala dete hain is umeed mein ki aapka 'family pack' 6 pack mein convert ho jayega, aur fir 50 rupiye ki tight t-shirt pehente hain is umeed me ki mahilayain aapko 'dig' karne lageingi to kasam chhadi ke upar supporter pehenne walon ki Aap Chutiye Hain.

Agar aap mahine ka 1000-2000 rupiya gym aur protein shakes par jala dete hain is umeed mein ki aapka 'family pack' 6 pack mein convert ho jayega, aur fir 50 rupiye ki tight t-shirt pehente hain is umeed me ki mahilayain aapko 'dig' karne lageingi to kasam chhadi ke upar supporter pehenne walon ki Aap Chutiye Hain.

Dear Planning Commission, #Rs32 ko BPL batane ke liye aapko milna chahiye ek GPL kyunki AapChutiyeHain

Dear Planning Commission, #Rs32 ko BPL batane ke liye aapko milna chahiye ek GPL kyunki @AapChutiyeHain

If you visit an ice-cream parlor instead of a chemist when your girlfriend says “I love chocolate flavor” toh Aap Chutiye Hain

If you visit an ice-cream parlor instead of a chemist when your girlfriend says “I love chocolate flavor” toh Aap Chutiye Hain

agar Aapko lagta hai ki "Aaram Haram hain" aur aap is wajah se Aaraam nhi karte to kasam Nehru ki CHAmCHAgiri ki Aap Chutiye Hain

agar Aapko lagta hai ki "Aaram Haram hain" aur aap is wajah se Aaraam nhi karte to kasam Nehru ki CHAmCHAgiri ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar Khud ko Aisi kisi bandi ka Boyfrnd Samajhte hai jo Sochti hai ki Har Ek Boyfriend Zaruri Hota Hai to Har doosre aadmi ke paas chal rahe aapke Udhaar ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar Khud ko Aisi kisi bandi ka Boyfrnd Samajhte hai jo Sochti hai ki Har Ek Boyfriend Zaruri Hota Hai to Har doosre aadmi ke paas chal rahe aapke Udhaar ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain


Bread Ke Liye Jaise Sauce Hota Hai, Waise Har Ek Boyfriend Zaruri Hota Hai.
Koi Phone Me Hamaare Balance Dalwaaye.
Koi Humey Naya Naya Phone Dilaaye.
Ek Humey Branded Kapde Dilaaye Aur Ek Humey Dominoz Me Pizza Khilaaye.
Koi Looks Me Hero Koi Ghost Hota Hai.
Par Har Ek Boyfriend Zaruri Hota Hai
Koi Darling Koi Sweet Heart.
Koi Jaanu Koi Bakra Hota Hai.
Par Har Ek Boyfriend Zaruri Hota Hai........!
(daily kharcha karane k liye ek bakra jaroori hota hai)

If you did not get drunk during your college days thinking your liver would get damaged then Aapchutiyehain

If you did not get drunk during your college days thinking your liver would get damaged then Aapchutiyehain

if u spent your childhood not enjoying it becoz u were trying to crack IIT then #aapchutiyehain

if u spent your childhood not enjoying it becoz u were trying to crack IIT then #aapchutiyehain

Agar aapko lagta hai ki aapke do dosto ke saath Spain jaane se aapko Katrina mil jaayegi, toh DeshDrohi ke hero KRK ke Desi katte ki kasam@AapChutiyeHain

Agar aapko lagta hai ki aapke do dosto ke saath Spain jaane se aapko Katrina mil jaayegi, toh DeshDrohi ke hero KRK ke Desi katte ki kasam@AapChutiyeHain

Agar aap apne dosto ke samne shine marne ke liye Taj Hotel ke bahar khade rehkar 4square pe check in karte hai to @AapChutiyeHain

Agar aap apne dosto ke samne shine marne ke liye Taj Hotel ke bahar khade rehkar Foursquare pe check in karte hai to @AapChutiyeHain

Agar aap Marwadi ko goods bechkar profit kamaane ki sochenge, toh baaju waala Sindhi Bhi hans-hans k bolega ki Aap chutiye Hain

Agar aap Marwadi ko goods bechkar profit kamaane ki sochenge, toh baaju waala Sindhi Bhi hans-hans k bolega ki Aap chutiye Hain

Agar aap sochte hain ki bombblast karne or logon ko marne se aapko jannat milegi to 22 virgins bhi bolengi @AapChutiyeHain #delhiblast

Agar aap sochte hain ki bombblast karne or logon ko marne se aapko jannat milegi to 22 virgins bhi bolengi @AapChutiyeHain #delhiblast

Agar aap ladkiyaan barish me patla white T-shirt pehanti ho aur fir jab aapke kapde gile ho jaaye aur ladke aapko ghure aur tab aap un ladko ko gali deti ho to saawan ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain.

Agar aap ladkiyaan barish me patla white T-shirt pehanti ho aur fir jab aapke kapde gile ho jaaye aur ladke aapko ghure aur tab aap un ladko ko gali deti ho to saawan ki kasam "Aap Chutiye Hain."

Agar aap kisi Ladki se Badtameezi se baat karke samajhte hai ki wo Bharteey naari hone ka lihaaz rakh ke khoon ka ghoont pee legi to Uday Bakshi ki Maabhen 1 karne wali Sakshi ki kasam @AapChutiyeHain

Agar aap kisi Ladki se Badtameezi se baat karke samajhte hai ki wo Bharteey naari hone ka lihaaz rakh ke khoon ka ghoont pee legi to Uday Bakshi ki Maabhen 1 karne wali Sakshi ki kasam @AapChutiyeHain

agar aap 6 saal purane smoker hain aur abhi bhi ek baar mein Cigarette nahi sulga pate aur na jalne pe ye kahte hain ki ' are yaar hawa chal rahi hai" to kasam 502 pataka beedi ki aap chutiye hain.

agar aap 6 saal purane smoker hain aur abhi bhi ek baar mein Cigarette nahi sulga pate aur na jalne pe ye kahte hain ki ' are yaar hawa chal rahi hai" to kasam 502 pataka beedi ki aap chutiye hain.

Agar aap Holi ke din ghar me band rehte hain,aur 3K deke India ke fake Tomatina Fest me jaate hain, toh sade tamato ki kasam #AapChutiyeHain

Agar aap Holi ke din ghar me band rehte hain,aur 3K deke India ke fake Tomatina Fest me jaate hain, toh sade tamato ki kasam #AapChutiyeHain